Tilt To Live - Awards (Updated: 19th March '11)

UPDATE: Tilt to Live 1.7 is out.
Includes Viva la Coop (Cooperative mode Bluetooth & Wi-fi) and a new leaderboard.

There are 60 awards to earn, which once you earn a certain number of reward points, you unlock 7 different weapons over time.
Combo Awards: kill the certain amount in a row, not making big time gaps between each kill.

Weapons:

1. That's Gonna Bite - Ice Blast.
You unlocked the Ice Blast! Freeze nearby enemies in their tracks, then ram into them and shatter their dreams! Also their bodies, which housed their dreams.
2. That's Gonna Help - Bubble Shield.
You unlocked the Bubble Shield! It's a portable nuke - great for getting out of a tough spot or keeping a combo alive.
3. That's Gonna Suck - Vortex.
You unlocked the vortex pickup! Bounce the orb into position, but don't get caught in a black hole yourself.
4. That's Gonna Hurt - Spike Shield.
You unlocked the spike shield pickup! Dots will retreat in terror from your pointy fury.
5. That's gonna Sting - Electricity.
You unlocked the lightning pickup! Lure them in close, then set off a chain reaction.
6. That's gonna burn - Fire Burnicade.
You unlocked the burnicade! Use it to blaze a trail of burning justice across the arena.
7. That's gonna Perforate - Turret.
You Unlocked the Perforator turret! You'll be stuck in one place, but you'll also be spitting bullets like nobody's business.

Awards to Unlock

1. Highest Combo Conceivable x5
Wow, mom! You beat the game!
2. We Lied x20
Here is an example of a better combo.
3. The Meaning of Life x42
42 is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. We just saved you a lot of googling.
4. Our Pity
You didn't last 5 seconds. You have literally earned our pity. (Die within 5 seconds)
5. Dawn of the Red
You thought the shopping mall was a nice place to lay low, but were quickly overrun by a horde of 100 arrow-thirsty Dots...or something like that. (Die with 100+ dots on screen)
6. Happy Combo-Centennial x100
You sent 100 enemies to a better place. A farm upstate, where they'll have plenty of room to play outdoors and float in hostile red clumps.
7. Arbitrary Combo x213
This milestone is as significant as you would like it to be.
8. Conscientious Objector
You didn't attack a single dot for 50 seconds. Who knew slaughtering hordes of red circles could feel so WRONG? (Do it in Classic to make it easier, keep them in a loop.)
9. Arms Race - 2nd Place!
You triggered 30 nukes in one game. That stomps the previous world record of two.
10. Cold War(rior)
You floated your nuclear stockpile right in their faces, but racked up 50,000 points without ever pushing their button. (score 50,000 only using nukes?)
11. Original Gangster
You had all of those sweet new weapons unlocked, but you stubbornly stuck to the originals. Kids today! When we were your age, we didn't even have unlockable weapons. (Break 100,000 points with Original Three weapons - Nuke, purple laser and Missiles.)
12. Tonight we Dine In Heck x300
300 Spartan warriors wouldn't stand a chance against you! This statement is for entertainment only, and is not represented as a reasonable conclusion.
13. Combo Mambo x500
Your body is just an arrow with a circle underneath. I would not have pegged you for a dancer.
14. Serpentine!
You survived 4 minutes! You must've tilted to live. If you didn't get the title before, you do now.
15. Noble Peace Price
You refused to fight for a whole minute and 15 seconds. Now that we know you're serious about world peace, you may resume the killing.
16. Arms Race - 1st Place!
You triggered 50 nukes in one game! In real life, there would have been serious consequences for that.
17. Colder War(rior)
Life is easy when your finger's on the button, but it's even easier without radiation poisoning. You scored 100,000 points without growing any extra limbs.(Score 100,000 points without triggering a single nuke.)
18. Omnipotent Gangster
You probably noticed all of the dots waving. They were just saying "hello" to your little friend. You scored 200,000 points without using the five weapons you unlocked. (Use orgrinal three weapons only. Break 200,000 points.)
19. Quit Blowing Bubbles
We hate to burst your bubble, and you didn't let us. You kept a bubble shield for 60 seconds.
20. Super Conductor
Woo, Woo! All aboard! You cleared 100+ enemies using Lightning. I bet you thought it was a pun about electricity, too. Nope! It was all about trains. (Hit 100+ enemies in a combo with Electricity.)
21. God of Tilt
You scored one million points! If we sacrifice a sheep to you, will we sell a million copies of this game?
22. Genghis Khan-bo x700
Genghis Khan won the largest empire in history by using the bow and arrow. You earned this award playing as JUST the arrow. You have surpassed Genghis Khan. (Score a x700 combo.)
23. Another Friday Night Alone
You scored 5 million points. Time to face facts. Your friends miss you.Score 5 million points.
24. Masochist
You've taken quite a beating. Fifty deaths and counting, but you keep coming back for more. You're sick, mister. (Die 50 times)
25. Weary Traveler
You've traveled 2,000,000 pixels! That's a quarter of a mile! Show your gym teacher and maybe they'll exempt you from running this week.
26. Millenni-ambo x1000
Holy crap, you reached a combo of 1,000! To put that in perpective, Methuselah only made it to 969.
27. 1337 H4Z0RZ x1337
Ah, 1337. If not for you, how would we use curse words on a forum with a content filter?
28. Minute Man
In certain contexts, this label is not received with pride. In this context it is, because you didn't lose a life for a whole minute!
29. Better than that Guy.
You lasted three minutes in Gauntlet without losing a life! That's way better than the award for lasting one minute. We really just included that one for inferior people.
30. Gauntleteer
You scored 10,000 points in Gauntlet, and thus joined the prestigious ranks of the Gauntleteers. It's a noble brotherhood dedicated to survival and the pursuit of orbs.
31. Overachiever
You snagged 25 pickups in a row. Calm Down. The bar doesn't deplete that fast.
32. Danger is my Middle Name
Your life bar was in the red, on the brink of oblivion, but you restored it to a healthy green! You laugh in the face of colors.
33. In Cold Blood.
200 frozen enemies shattered in a single game! You're so coldblooded, you're practically ectothermic! Look it up.
34. AFK
You didn't move at all for 5 seconds. We came this close to kicking you from the game.
35. Weeeeeee!
Triggered 6 power ups in 6 seconds. Pickups go BOOM. BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!
36. The Human Pinball
You bounced back and forth between the left and right boundary walls 10 times in Code Red, just because we told you to. You're a good friend.
37. The Superhuman Pinball
You bounced between the left and right walls 20 times in Code Red! My guess: you were bitten by a radioactive pinball.
38. Coward!
You hugged the wall like a wussy. Go change your pants and grow a pair.
39. Danger is also MY first name.
Your life bar has been in the red for more than 5 minutes, total. You take the highway to the danger zone almost every time you play. (Gauntlet: spend 5 minutes with your life bar in the red - total from all games played).
40. Multiplier Multiplier x20
A x20 multiplier in Frostbite? Why, you must have multiplied your multiplier by mustering multiple multiplier.
41. Sleep with the fishies.
You spent 15 seconds underwater in frostbite. I hate to break it to you, but no, you cannot drown the arrow. (Stay down bottom of screen for 15 secs.)
42. Warm Reception
You greeted 50 dots with a burnicade boost to the face. Take that, etiquette. (KIll 50 dots with 1 Burnicade.)
43. You Shall Not Pass!
Frostbite: Don't let any dots reach the water for 2 minutes.
44. Dot Popper
Scoring 250,000 points in Frostbite is no small feat. It's like playing with bubble wrap that can kill you.
45. C-C-C-Combo Maker! x40
You got a x40 c-c-c-combo in Frostbite. It's f-f-freezing in here.
46. The Iceman Pwneth
500 thousand points in Frostbite, check. You've got the skills to take a walk in a hailstorm! But if it turns out you don't, please don't be upset with us.
47. Secret**
Viva la Turret: Collect 700 jewels in one game.
48. Bling
You grabbed a x200 multiplier in Viva la Turret. That's alotta ice.
49. Secret**
Viva la Turret: Get a x400 multiplier.
50. Secret**
Viva la Turret: Score 1 million points.
51. Secret**
Viva la Turret: Score 2 million points.
52. You're Hoggin' the Turret.
You've been in there for 20 seconds. There are other people in this house that need to use the turret, y'know.
53. A Generous Donation!
You lost 300 jewels you made in Viva la Turret, but don't worry. We donated them to underprivileged children in your honor. They all beat their highscores.

How You Can Help:
1. Confirm the number of achievements.
2. Inform me of the 'Secret' Titles and descriptions (Marked with **)
3. Ask questions in the comment section below.
4. Add me on Game Center - Lucidium.
-Thanks to the following people for assisting in the award fill-ins.

Cottonace, Iduo